[Verse 1] Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Let’s play Twister, let’s play...